| ARTICLES |
| For Treatment and Control of Chronic Priaverypism |
| Does the thought of starting another "Avery Sucks" thread make you pitch a tent in your pants? Do you find yourself repeatedly typing the words "trade Avery" with one hand (if you know what I mean)? Do you have to excuse yourself from social situations to administer "relief"? Is your screen-name Semper Fi? If so, you may be suffering from Priaverypism. Priaverypism is a painful mental condition that can cause excruciating pain to those who suffer from it - and to those who must suffer those who suffer from it. But there is help. Averol. Taken once a day, you too can get back to a normal life with your family and friends. No more embarrassing outbursts. No more sticky keyboards. But please, if you don't get help from Averol, get help somewhere. May cause dizziness, dry-mouth, flaccidity, Hayward Syndrome, intestinal bleeding and mild retardation. If Avery induced erections last more than 14 days, seek immediate medical attention, or join a Ducks board. |
